May 18 2009

Sunday’s Churchgasm

Confession:  I just a word that an old friend of mine used to describe our church reports.  ”Churchgasm” is funny, but pretty descriptive of what our church is like.  This Sunday was no different.  Here are the highlights of today:

  • Despite Rebecca being sick and Gregg being on vacation, things were almost flawless and didn’t miss a beat!  
  • Morgan and Ken did an amazing job with the computers.
  • Ace was solid on sound. 
  • Gus was floating around like a worker bee.
  • Sebren busted out an amazing Volunteer Expo. 
  • I was so proud of Jake.  He led well in Gregg’s absence! 
  • I had a proud moment as the pastor of The Vine.  Jake was leading worship with a Gregg Hampton original, and the people were blasting it! 
  • People were jacked about the news that we have the town’s permission to move ahead.   
  • We launched the “R U IN?” series this morning.  We drew a line in the sand and asked people to get-in or get-out!
  • 52% of our Sunday morning worshippers also serve on Sunday morning.
  • 64% of our worshippers serve in some capacity. 
  • While some might consider that a “churchgasm,” it’s not.  We’re not content with that number b/c before we can serve the world with the love of Christ, we’ve got to serve each other (John 13)! 
  • We washed each other’s feet this morning!  J/K. 
  • We attempted our first stab at texting in worship.  Text “Vine to the fullest extent” to 24625 if you’re in. 
  • At lunch at Monterrey with the Sebrens and the Westbrooks (that’s fun to say). 
  • Brayden explained how Elijah went to a woman’s house who didn’t have bread, but when she started making bread, it didn’t stop.  He later added, God multiplies things.   
  • B/c God makes things new, Laney wants to know if God will give her a new Ariel doll b/c her latest purchase broke.  I told her that sometimes God uses other people to give new things.  She looked at me and said, “like you Daddy.”  
  • Brayden cried at bedtime and said that today was boring.  Hmmm…does going to church, eating Monterrey with good friends, watching Superman, going for a bike ride, watching Tom&Jerry sound boring to you? 

Need to confess?